Where is my Ritalin?, acrylic & ink. Because I
need it. NOW.
Freddy Loves Me, watercolor, acrylic, & ink.
I found my own skull on the Battlefield, acrylic,
ink, watercolor, & collage.
Misplaced KOL Art, watercolor & ink. Aptly
named because I should put this in the KOL part of the site. Expect
that I kind of like it too much to banish it to that domain.
Smoking Brain on Skateboard, acrylic, watercolor, &
ink. Where EVER do I get the inspiration for such creative titles
for these things?
Damn it I'm still Dead, acrylic, watercolor, & ink.
Godzilla #2, watercolor & ink.
Nervous Prince, watercolor & ink. I have no
idea WHY he's nervous, just that I was goofing around and this guy was
This is my GOOD eye, watercolor & ink on cardstock.
Personally I keep my good eye at home so nothing bad happens to it.
Harry Potter sits next to me in class and that
frightens me., watercolor on cardstock. After I painted this one of
the site's visitors informed me that one of the plot lines in the webcomic
"Zebra Girl" revolved around an evil soul-swallowing Harry Potter.
Spooky and apt.
Goblin Cemetary, watercolor & ink on cardstock.
We love our WormBaby, acrylic & ink. Sometimes
I have to really question why the hell I draw this stuff.
Naked Shame, acrylic, watercolor, & ink. What?
You didn't think there'd be a price to pay seeing her naked?
Masonic Businessman, watercolor. This picture
is misleading. Everyone knows the Masons have been waging a war
against the Illuminati for centuries.
Horror Cat, watercolor & ink.
CrocGod, watercolor & ink.
Michael Jackson is not an Alien, watercolor & ink.
Well he's not, is he?
Delicate Operation, acrylic, watercolor, & ink.
A revamp of my very first painting.
I don't remember much about my father, watercolor &
ink on cardstock.
Come Play in my Magic Hole, watercolor, acrylic, &
My Wooden Bleeding Heart, just acrylic. This
one was a pure experiment where I poured paint on the paper until I was
happy. It ended up being about a half inch thick.
Man very unhappy to be drawn by me on the subway,
watercolor & ink. I draw a lot of the people I see on the subway.
My advice: Don't ever let them know you're doing it. Ever.
Internet Popularity, watercolor & ink. It's
sad but true.
Melting Creamy Men, watercolor, acrylic, & ink.
This was a request that someone made. God knows why.
Jabanero Belch, watercolor and acrylic.
Baby Smuggler, watercolor & ink on cardstock.
This is in terrible taste if you get it. I'm so sorry.
Dangerously Happy Clown, acrylic & ink.
Healing Diabolique-bot, watercolor, acrylic, & ink.
Actually a reference to the House of Diabolique's website.
Pagliacci Murder, watercolor & ink. I painted this
after reading the libretto of Pagliacci. Operas about murderous and
deformed clowns are undeniably awesome.
Smoking Demoness, watercolor & ink. Tribute to
"Angel" the Demoness on Keenspace. What's funny about that is that
they were asking for fan art before their webcomic was even out. Out
of the sheer thrill of drawing a character that's not pictured on the site
yet (barring a few minor details) I churned this girl out. I'm told I at
least got the personality right.
Splatter Brown Bat, 30x30, acrylic & watercolor on
Unpleasant German Bat, 50x50, acrylic & ink on
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